Bud Wiser's Black Hat Reviews: The lunatic joy of Samsung's overly attached girlfriend

"Look into my eyes. You love me, don't you?"

(Credit: Samsung Screenshot by Chris Matyszczyk/CNET)

Once in awhile, there comes along a lover who just won't let go.

This lover will want to know your every movement, your every thought, your every act in times gone by. This lover will tell you what you're thinking before you've ever thought it.

This lover will tell you that you are loved beyond all reason, which, indeed, you are -- which is why you end up neglecting the lover.

Samsung feels you are behaving this way toward your computer. It has decided to shame you by employing Laina, better known as Overly Attached Girlfriend, to drive the point home, just slightly before you get your feet cut off.