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Some people are just unlovable. Or they seem to attract lovers who are one leg short of a stable table and cause them such misery that they have to consign them to history.
This would have been fine in olden times. They would have gone to a bar with a book, and drunk themselves quite silly.
But now there's Facebook, the all-encompassing, always-on repository of everything that is happening to everyone.
So being a singleton doesn't look good. It makes you look like the spare part that no one desires.
Thankfully, a group of very caring Brazilians has decided to come to the rescue of all of those who currently appear denuded of love on Facebook. They will create a fake Facebook girlfriend for you.
NamoroFake.com says, in Portuguese, that it can create a lissom lover in the blink of an eye and the passing of $39.99. Yes, around the price of two lapdances.
Please don't think that they just slap up a picture and take your money. Oh, no. They create a whole fake Facebook profile, so authentic that it's adorned with cute comments and status updates like: "Oh, cutey, Ren and Stimpy miss you and so do I."
You might wonder where these fake girlfriends are coming from. Well, ... [Read more]
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